Taylor Swift Rule

Wombat is practically begging for it, given the Westboro Baptist Church's latest sexual jihad, so in the spirit of Rule 5: 


Guilty as Charged!

And don't say you weren't warned Taylor about getting it in Hyannis Port! (God does not like it)

Even if you made out okay in the end...

Channeling some Olivia Newton John "Naughty Sandy" Here